I'm not the type of person that can sit, sleep, and eat in dirt, sweat, smoke, and bugs.
I'm not someone that can sleep anywhere.
I'm the one that carries the wipes around camp with her.
I'm the camper that makes everyone move the picnic table into a non-smoky area of the site.
I'm that person who will request the buddy system for my trip to the bathroom.
And I promise I won't be the one to go gathering for sticks after dark.
Yes, I'm that girl.
But, I'm in love with this man.
And the Gods-honest truth is,
I'll follow him anywhere...