My Letters of Grievance.

Dear Mr./Mrs. Sandman,

             It seems you have stopped visiting our house. With 12-hour shifts, papers to write, cookies to bake, and work to be done - the Hubby and I would greatly appreciate it if you resume your route to our apartment. 

Love,

Kate (& Justin)

Dear Cooking God/Godess,

My last few dinners have been less-than-spectacular. I could use some of your cooking godliness.

We are running out of ramen noodles & I don't want to buy another 12 pack.

Please and Thank you.

Love,

Kate

Dear Guardian Angel,

I know that you normally do a stand-up-job keeping me super safe. BUT, I have accumulated 3 bruises, a near-embarassing-bike fall, tripped on the side walk, and I ran into a door.

If it isn't to much to ask, please do a little more guardian-ing...

I don't think my body can take to much more while you are on vay-cay....

Love,

Kate

Dear That-Time-Of-The-Month,

 First: I would like to send you a big-fat-thank-you for appearing ever-so-timely on our anniversary.

I hope you sense my sarcasm.

Second: Do you really need to bring along debilitating pain and gut-wrenching nausea?

I think we can do better.

Love,

Kate

Dear Skin (a.k.a. Epidermis),

You know.... I'm very kind to you.

I take good care of you.

How do you consider pimples and alligator-quality skin as equal repayment??

We need to fix this, A.S.A.P.

Love,

Kate

Dear Patron Saint of Exercise & Activity,

Who ever you are: It looks like I might need some extra motivation this season.

If you could focus some of your energy on my forever growing middle section that would be great.

Thanks.

Love,

Kate

Dear Appliances,

I ask you to take a moment of silence to mourn the loss of the dishwasher and the large burner on the stove.

They were old & out of date. But- they gave us a whole year's worth of service.

I only pray that you other means of preparing our food don't quit on me.

Much Appreciation.

Love,

Kate

This pic made me smile today. xoxox.

-K